Humor – Spell chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect awl the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.


I have a spelling checker

I disk covered four my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot see.


Eye ran this poem threw it.

You’re sure real glad two no.

It’s very polished in its weigh,

My checker tolled me sew.


A checker is a blessing.

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when aye rime.


Each frays comes posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule.

The checker pours over every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.


Bee fore wee rote with checkers

Hour spelling was inn deck line,

Butt now when wee dew have a laps,

Wee are not maid too wine.


And now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such great flare,

There are know faults in awl this peace,

Of nun eye am a wear.


To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should be proud,

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

Sew flaws are knot aloud.


That’s why eye brake in two averse

Cuss Eye dew want too please.

Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye

This soft wear four pea seas.

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